“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

Just choked on my fucking drink

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I know nothing.

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rfmmsd:

Artist:
Laura Shull
"Cake"
Oil on Board
2014

rfmmsd:

Artist:

Laura Shull

"Cake"

Oil on Board

2014

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A PATRON FILLS OUT A LIBRARY CARD APPLICATION FOR THEIR KID AND THEY HAVE TO ASK WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS

librarianproblems:

Submitted by Heather

 

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this was a lot of my life when i worked at pizza sola

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heylabodega:

Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

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